WHISPER MAKE REAL MONEY

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up
there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can
tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make
some woman miserable.
8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself
types.

1)
A man and a woman who had never met before found themselves in the same
sleeping compartment of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both
managed to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.
In the middle of the night the woman leaned over and said, "I'm sorry to
bother you but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly
pass me another blanket."
The man, with a glint in his eye, responded, "I've got a better idea...let's
pretend we're married."
"Why not?" giggled the woman.
"Good," he said. "Get your own blanket."
2)
A man comes home from work, sits in his lazyboy in front of the TV, and
rudely tells his wife, "Gimme a beer before it starts".
She gives him his beer.
About 15 minutes later, he says again, "Gimme a beer before it starts".
She does.
A few minutes later, he asks for another beer.
The wife says, "Don't you think you're drinking too much beer? It hasn't
been half an hour that you got here and you've already had two beers. You
haven't taken out the trash yet, and the light bulb in the kitchen is still
out. And how about the filter in the furnace? The garage is a mess, and when
are you going to shovel snow off the sidewalk? I'm getting fed up with this.

The husband looks up and mumbles, "NOW it starts..."
3)
At a pharmacy, good old buddy Jessi asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby
he held in his arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs
but said that he would figure the infant's weight by weighing the man and
baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the father alone and
subtracting the second amount from the first.
"It won't work," countered Jessi. "I'm not the father, I'm the uncle."

MISTAKE #5:
Sharing “How You Feel”
Too Early In the Relationship with Her
Another huge and unfortunate mistake that most men make with women is sharing how they "feel" too early on.
Attractive women are rare.
And they get a LOT of attention from men.
Most men don't realize this, but attractive women are being approached in one way or another ALL THE TIME by men.
An attractive woman is often approached several times a DAY by men who are interested. This translates into dozens of times per week, and often HUNDREDS of times per month.
And guess what?
Attractive women have usually dated a LOT of men.
That's right. They have EXPERIENCE.
They know what to expect.
And one thing that turns an attractive women off and sends her running away faster than just about anything is a guy who starts saying "You know, I really, REALLY like you" after one or two dates.
This signals to the woman that you're just like all the other guys who fall for her too fast... and can't control themselves.
Don't do it. Lean back. Relax.
There's a much better way...

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1)
Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day
and found him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a
condom onto his dick. In an attempt to hide his full
erection, Johnny's father bent over as if to look
under the bed.
Little Johnny asked curiously, "What ya doin', Dad?"
His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go
underneath the bed."
Johnny replied, "What ya gonna do, fuck him?"
2)
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.
The waiter, who is also the owner,
walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the
menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer.
I'll smell it and order from there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty
dish pile and picks up a greasy fork.
He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to
him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes
in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed
potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the
kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife.
He tells her what had just happened.
The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later, the blind man returns and the
owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a
dirty fork."
The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the
blind man.
After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That
smells great. I'll
take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind
man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that
the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner
sees him coming and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your
panties before I take it to the blind man."
Mary complies and hands her husband the fork.
As the blind man walks in and sits down,
the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I
already have the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep
whiff, and says,
"Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..."
3)
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be
judged, he was told that he had committed a sin, and
that he could not go to heaven right away. He asked
what he did and God told him that he cheated on his
income taxes, and that the only way he could get into
heaven would be to sleep with a 500 pound, stupid,
butt-ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy it.
Tony decided that this was a small price to pay for an
eternity in heaven. So off he went with this enormous
woman, pretending to be happy.
As he was walking along, he saw his friend Carlos up
ahead. Carlos was with an even bigger, uglier woman
than he was with. When he approached Carlos he asked
him what was going on, and Carlos replied, "I cheated
on my income taxes and scammed the government out of a
lot of money...even more then you did."
They both shook their heads in understanding and
figured that as long as they have to be with these
women, they might as well hang out together to help
pass the time.
Now Tony, Carlos, and their two beastly women were
walking along, minding their own business when Tony
and Carlos could have sworn that they saw their friend
Jon up ahead, only this man was with an absolutely
drop dead gorgeous supermodel / centerfold. Stunned,
Tony and Carlos approached the man and in fact it was
their friend Jon. They asked him how is he with this
unbelievable goddess, while they were stuck with these
god-awful women.
Jon replied, "I have no idea, and I'm definitely not
complaining. This has been absolutely the best time of
my life (and I'm dead,) and I have five years of the
best sex any man could hope for to look forward to.
There is only one thing that I can't seem to
understand.
After everytime we have sex, she rolls over and
murmur's to herself, "Damn income taxes!"

MISTAKE #4:
Trying To “Buy” Her Affection With Food And Gifts.
How many times have you taken a woman out to a nice dinner,bought her gifts and flowers,and had her REJECT you for someone who didn't treat her even HALF as well as you did?
If you're like me, then you've had it happen a LOT.
Well guess what?
It's only NATURAL when this happens...
That's right, I said NATURAL.
When you do these things, you send a clear message:
"I don't think you'll like me for who I am,
so I'm going to try to buy your attention and affection".
Your good intentions usually come across to women as over-compensation for insecurity, and weak attempts at manipulation.
That's right, I said that women see this as MANIPULATION.